Dirty Dog cont'd

Okay, I know this Anthony Weiner's wiener business is being beaten to death, but I have two more cents to add to my previous weenie post. I still haven't had that effin' hot dog yet, by the way.

Ooops! You caught me without my bun on.

Actually, these were BF's two cents and I thought they were brilliant. They happen to go very well with my business idea, too. He thinks that - should I, Mr. Weiner, or anyone ever follow through with the Weiner's Weenies hot dog/ sausage shop - there should be a special combo meal.

The "Anthony" combo: one kosher wiener sans bun, of course, and a (preferably white) Magnum*.

Genius, yes?

Honestly? Would you be too grossed out or too shy to order something like that if it were a legitimate offering at an actual place? Or would you shout out loud and proud for your wiener?




*Please note that in this case, Magnum refers to an ice cream bar, not a prophylactic device for large weenies. We're dirty, but we're not that dirty.

On Weiner & Wieners

So has all this Weiner's teenie weenie talk gotten anyone one else all hot and bothered?

For a hot dog, that is? I could definitely go for a nice grilled one right about now. It's a shame city living makes it so hard to grill.

I've found myself wondering if anyone out there in the wide world of wieners is already capitalizing somehow on the trials and tribulations of the hapless congressman. Will Crif Dogs come out with "The Anthony" or something? I totally would if I were in the sausage biz.

"Sausage Party" - courtesy of Natalie Dee

Maybe the Weiner himself will open a sausage joint if his political career can't be salvaged?

Cupcakes of Terror?

NYMag: MI6 Hackers Replace Bomb Recipe With Cupcake Recipe in Al Qaeda Magazine

Take that, evildoers! Buttercream-bombs away!!!

...Man, there are so many directions to go with this one. A few:

• Well, guess I'm not the only one who thinks cupcakes are da bomb! (Ha ha ha.)

•  Isn't it awesome that cupcakes are an actual, effective anti-terror tool?!

• I always knew cake was the way to achieve world peace.

• I'm pretty sure that we don't have to worry about any terrorist who would go ahead and follow the "bomb" recipe after taking a gander at the ingredients.

• So, is my 2am baking habit going to be considered "suspicious activity" now?