On Weiner & Wieners

So has all this Weiner's teenie weenie talk gotten anyone one else all hot and bothered?

For a hot dog, that is? I could definitely go for a nice grilled one right about now. It's a shame city living makes it so hard to grill.

I've found myself wondering if anyone out there in the wide world of wieners is already capitalizing somehow on the trials and tribulations of the hapless congressman. Will Crif Dogs come out with "The Anthony" or something? I totally would if I were in the sausage biz.

"Sausage Party" - courtesy of Natalie Dee

Maybe the Weiner himself will open a sausage joint if his political career can't be salvaged?